And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. Developer Volition and publisher Deep Silver announce the latest and most outrageous collectors edition in the history of video gaming: The $1,000,000 Saint’s Row IV: Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition aka The Million Dollar Pack throws everything in including the kitchen sink… except they don’t throw in a kitchen sink. The Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition is only available to one person and includes the following:
- Commander in Chief Edition
- Virgin Galactic Space Flight
- Full size replica dub-step gun
- Hostage Rescue experience
- Plastic surgery
- Spy training day
- Personal shopper
- Capsule wardrobe
- 7 Nights at the top Royal suite at the Burj-Al-Arab, Dubai
- A week for two at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington DC
- First Class flights to Washington DC and Dubai
- Lamborghini Gallardo
- New Toyota Prius +1 years insurance
- A one years Super Car membership
If all that sounds amazing, and it does, just remember it’s not a grand prize give away. It’s a super duper grand prize $1,000,000 purchase. You have to buy this thing. For $1,000,000. As cool as all this sounds, there a lot of other things I could be doing with $1,000,000.
I’m all for collectors editions for games. I bought the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 collectors edition that came with night vision goggles and the Fallout 3 tin lunch box collectors edition. I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around this. Half of me wants to believe it’s real, while the other half doesn’t. All I have to say is, “Good luck to the sucker that drops $1,000,000 for this!” I’m sticking to the $60 game.
If somehow you’ve got $1,000,000 burning in your pocket, please read the disclaimer below. And if you’re interested, email email@example.com.
Saint’s Row IV launches later this month on August 20, so get your million dollars ready.
Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition Rules & Disclaimer
- Content of the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition’ must be taken as stated and cannot be deferred.
- There will be no cash alternatives.
- Koch Medias’ decision is final in every situation including any not covered above and no correspondence will be entered into.
- Koch Media especially reserve the right to remove or amend contents of the Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition.
- The purchaser will be deemed to have accepted these rules and to agree to be bound by them when buying the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition’.
- This agreement is governed by the laws of England and Wales.
Please Note:: If you are interested in purchasing the Saints Row IV Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition please email firstname.lastname@example.org.