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Saint’s Row IV: Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition AKA the kitchen sink edition

Is that $1,000,000 burning a hole in your pocket? Then you’re in luck. Purchase the Saint’s Row IV: Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition for a cool $1,000,000.

Chris Barnes

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse. Developer Volition and publisher Deep Silver announce the latest and most outrageous collectors edition in the history of video gaming: The $1,000,000 Saint’s Row IV: Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition aka The Million Dollar Pack throws everything in including the kitchen sink… except they don’t throw in a kitchen sink. The Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition is only available to one person and includes the following:

  • Commander in Chief Edition
  • Virgin Galactic Space Flight
  • Full size replica dub-step gun
  • Hostage Rescue experience
  • Plastic surgery
  • Spy training day
  • Personal shopper
  • Capsule wardrobe
  • 7 Nights at the top Royal suite at the Burj-Al-Arab, Dubai
  • A week for two at the Jefferson Hotel in Washington DC
  • First Class flights to Washington DC and Dubai
  • Lamborghini Gallardo
  • New Toyota Prius +1 years insurance
  • A one years Super Car membership

Saint's Row IV - Wad Wad EditionIf all that sounds amazing, and it does, just remember it’s not a grand prize give away. It’s a super duper grand prize $1,000,000 purchase. You have to buy this thing. For $1,000,000. As cool as all this sounds, there a lot of other things I could be doing with $1,000,000.

I’m all for collectors editions for games. I bought the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 collectors edition that came with night vision goggles and the Fallout 3 tin lunch box collectors edition. I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around this. Half of me wants to believe it’s real, while the other half doesn’t. All I have to say is, “Good luck to the sucker that drops $1,000,000 for this!” I’m sticking to the $60 game.

If somehow you’ve got $1,000,000 burning in your pocket, please read the disclaimer below. And if you’re interested, email makemeasaint@deepsilver.com.

Saint’s Row IV launches later this month on August 20, so get your million dollars ready.

Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition Rules & Disclaimer

  1. Content of the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition’ must be taken as stated and cannot be deferred.
  2. There will be no cash alternatives.
  3. Koch Medias’ decision is final in every situation including any not covered above and no correspondence will be entered into.
  4. Koch Media especially reserve the right to remove or amend contents of the Super Dangerous Wad Wad edition.
  5. The purchaser will be deemed to have accepted these rules and to agree to be bound by them when buying the ‘Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition’.
  6. This agreement is governed by the laws of England and Wales.

Please Note:: If you are interested in purchasing the Saints Row IV Super Dangerous Wad Wad Edition please email makemeasaint@deepsilver.com.

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